Ris Low

What a pity,not many of my frens noe hu ris low is.primary----i noe some noe,but i am sure more of them dunno.
secondary--let me count---------i think only 2 girls and 3 boys including me,in my class noe.
Haiz.trhis joke can't be shared in chinese.so wat if u noe it if u read or heard it from the chinese news.u wun noe how ris low's pronunciation sucks.
from the interview:
1)first mistake------she has to take time to remember wat she is majoring in
2)she pronounces many words wrongly--science become('b') signs
3)hospitality 'b' horse pee telly tee
4)tourism 'b' ter-rism
5)still 'b' steel
6)red 'b' rad(one of the obvious and funny ones)(some people pronounce it like tat---mrs lau and my science tuition teacher)HAHAS.
7)BOOMS/BOOMZ(this is a word she created on her own)she's weird.it actually means sth very 'loud and extravagant'
8)piece 'b' piss
9)bikini 'b' bigini
10)jeans 'b' gins
11)strut 'b' shrut
12)prints 'b' preens and even prings
13)zebra 'b' zebraaaaaaaa(she emphasised the 'bra')

6),7),8),9)10),12) and 13) were emphasised in the newspapers.
leopard preeeeeens and zebraaaaaa preens.
she actually said:I love safari,I love leopard preeeeeeeens.You noe,zebraaaaaaaa preens.you noe,that sort of things.

And recently she has a Ris-tionary
her new words are:
1)Shingz--get lost/fuck
2)Niffy biffy--small/cute and tiny
3)sushimi--sushi and sashimi on the same plate/combined together
4)ka pow--punch
5)frieneny--fren and enemy combined together---eg:She is my frienemy.I love her and hate her.
6)buang---accident/bang/ugly
7)urg--argh

She's a weird person.but i was obsessed with her when she said those funny things,in the papers in october.beginning of the month oredi have.